me: i want the thing
someone: i'll buy you the thing
me: nonono i can't let you do that
tentacandy:

Finally. I’m home.

tentacandy:

Finally. I’m home.

pr1nceshawn:

Guess What…? - Couples find fun ways to announce to their friends and family that they are expecting.

me: I'm going to bed early tonight.
me:
me: is that the sun

restlesscreation:

scarecrow-tinman:

theconquerorwurmple:

I’m really a cat person

The last one omg

HA!

(Source: pleatedjeans)

contingent-dreams:

lunar-raspberry:

"And what do we say to death?""Not today."

"The fuck out my face"

contingent-dreams:

lunar-raspberry:

"And what do we say to death?"

"Not today."

"The fuck out my face"

frankoceanfanclub:

me

frankoceanfanclub:

me

(Source: unclefather)

hellomynameisandimaperfectionist:

Alexander McQueen off-the-shoulder gown: black silk-organza, peaked at front of bodice with internal underwired and boned mesh, raw finish, long and loose sheer sleeves, heavily ruched, button-fastening cuffs, dégradé cream hem, ruched strips at skirt, train, fully lined.

hellomynameisandimaperfectionist:

Alexander McQueen off-the-shoulder gown: black silk-organza, peaked at front of bodice with internal underwired and boned mesh, raw finish, long and loose sheer sleeves, heavily ruched, button-fastening cuffs, dégradé cream hem, ruched strips at skirt, train, fully lined.

scribbly-z-raid:

I saw this dress and it reminded me of Maka so I drew her wearing it but I’m lazy so it’s not a spitting replica of it

scribbly-z-raid:

I saw this dress and it reminded me of Maka so I drew her wearing it but I’m lazy so it’s not a spitting replica of it

blastortoise:

Why would you intentionally eat olives like what in the fuck? are you okay? is someone forcing you to do this? You need me to call the police let me know so we can help you

The two sides of Mirajane Strauss

(Source: namikazes)

foervraengd:

Step 1: Take screenshot of a scene from a movie you like.

Step 2: Draw the same scene but replace the characters with your OCs.

(Source: ohmykorra)

thatfunnyblog:

God bless old people on the Internet. 

thatfunnyblog:

God bless old people on the Internet.